The Baptist Cowboy

A cowboy walks into a bar in Sweerwater, orders

three Buds and sits in the back room, drinking a

sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes

them, he comes back to the bar and orders three

more. The bartender approaches and tells the

cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw

it, they would taste better if you drank one at a

time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have

two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in

Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home,

we promised that we'd go to the local bar and

have a drink together every Wednesday. So I

drink one for each of my brothers and one for me."

 

The  bartender admits that this is a nice custom,

and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a

Wednesday night regular in the bar, and always

drinks the same way --- orders three mugs and

drinks them in turn.

 

One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All

the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he

comes back to the bar for the second round, the

bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your

grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on

your loss."

 

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment,

then the light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no,

everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that

my wife and I joined the Baptist Church in

Sweetwater and I had to quit drinking . . .

hasn't affected my brothers though."

 


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